[The following takes place in seemingly dark room, the only light filtering in from an adjacent room in the back. Dewi is rushing around the room, his top hat nearly falling off his head, and his goggles pulled so tight over his eyes that his eyebrows are barely peaking out of them.]

"Fix the cannons for free," he says! "Fix the cannons by tomorrow ( Read more... )

[On the table, nicely wrapped is the following: one of these, and one of these. Along with this, this, and a note that reads:

Matching Set! I'll see you tonight, and happy birthday!

[Because clearly this is the only time the two will actually get along.]

To whom it may concern, please ignore the last entry made by this account in this blog. It appears that my mother had located my laptop while I was out shopping. I knew something was the matter once I came back from my blind date with a lovely girl named Nicoleta, but something was definitely wrong in the fact alone that a woman showed up this ( Read more... )

Hello and Welcome to Quidditch! I'm your commentator Dewi Ainsworth-Kirkland! It's the first match of our Semi-Finals: Gryffindor versus Hufflepuff! Everyone give a big round of applause as welcome our teams onto the field!

[The stadium erupts in cheers as the scarlet and yellow-clad players mount their brooms and perform laps through the stadiums]

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I HATE ARTHUR KIRKLAND.

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You have.... one unheard message. First unheard message, sent Friday, September 3rd at 11:53 AM:

"Arthur, when you come home today, don't be alarmed if you so happen to find two... others now occupying the spare rooms upstairs. They needed a place to stay, and the house was starting to feel rather empty. A-haha ( Read more... )

Grocery List:
1) Milk (Whole)
2) Black Tea (Twinings English Breakfast)
3) Salt (for Salt Rings)
4) Bread (White? Wheat?)
5) Pens (Be sure to test on arm)
6) Plasters
7) Note Pads (Need to stop writing on arm with Lipstick)

• Make an appointment with the eye Doctor
• Check desk at LU; can't find Glasses again
• Look up grocery store on a map
• Rent Tuxedo for Wedding

By which I mean... I've gone barmy.

This morning I awoke to the sound of the robins chirping outside the window, as I normally do when rising for work, only to find my head not upon my fluffy down pillow, but a not-so-fluffy hard marble floor near the door that leads to the garden. I seem to be suffering a massive headache, but I don't recall going ( Read more... )

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND THERE WAS A CHILD IN MY KITCHEN.

AND NOT JUST A CHILD, BUT IT LOOKED LIKE ARTHUR.

HE THREW SOMETHING AT MY HEAD AND RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE.

I-if anyone sees him, please contact me!

EDIT: Found him in the woods. He's home now.

Ni all hyn fod yn digwydd! Yr wyf yn meddwl ein bod yn gweithredu! Nid oes i fod hyd yn oed i fod yn gusan yn gweithredu II, II olygfa!

Arthur yn gwneud Juliet ofnadwy.

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Ond cusanau dda.

Dewdd, yr ydych twat. Beth ydych chi'n meddwl?

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I can't wait for New York. I think.
But I've lost my motivation.
All of it.
Bollocks.